Kind Ded is dead, hairless and heirless. Now the kingdom of Unstablovakia's only hope is two incompetent mercenary "heroes." Rob, a delusional goblin, and Dop, his silent doppelganger sidekick, hope this war means steady work with a side of fortune and fame, hopefully without getting them killed. Journey with these two dumdums as they scheme among the five factions that have sprung up to claim the throne. This adventure has it all: shining knights, zombie bites, and big dwarf fights, not to mention murder by pie, incredibly unpopular goblin cults, and, of course, true romance. Watch what happens to our lovable, lucky, yet not-so-smart mercenaries as they make their way through a game of musical thrones and see if they live happily ever um, see if they survive!
Who will claim the throne of Unstablovakia? So far, everyone trying to claim it have been jerks. But maybe our mercenary heroes just haven't found the right boss yet? Our mercenaries are fighting with knights, the undead, their employees, and each other. Who is going to win? Will the kingdom survive? Does anybody really deserve a happy ending in this economy? Nab your battle-axe, get your dragon out of the dungeon, and leap into the exciting conclusion of this wild comic book series!
With the war in Unstablovakia in full swing and the throne up to claim, our two dumdum mercenaries just want to get paid and maybe not get killed. Join their journey through dwarf mining country and its murder-by-pie treachery as they work for a ruler who wants to watch the world burn - starting with his own stuff! But our goblin and doppelgänger mercenaries may wreck the kingdom before anybody gets a chance to rule it! But at least it'll be a blast to watch it all go down in flames, right?
What if Charlie's Angels were real angels? When three violent, foul[1]mouthed angels are dumped on Earth after flunking out of Heaven's army, they find out the hard way that life ain't cheap. Good deeds don't pay the rent, so these angels agree to freelance for a gang of demons, killing their evil rivals for cash. The angels get paid, fight wickedness, and take money away from bad guys. That's good, right? Join this angelic suicide squad on a wild ride into epic, mythological, ass[1]kicking action. Your job still sucks, but these ladies have it worse. Say YES to Heaven's Rejects!
