• Deadpool 2099 returns! • Plus: Who is Zenpool 2099? • I hope they fight! (They do!)
• Discoverthe secret, unearthed, never-before-viewed pilot • of Deadpool and his Insufferable Pals! • Featuringwait, Iceman and Firestar? This isn't right
It's the end of the road for the Merc with a Mouth! First, our red-clad hero is stalked by a classic Spider-Slayer! Wait, this isn't a Spider-Man book. Deadpool had better find out what's going on before it mashes him into spider-paste! Then, inverted by the events of AXIS, Deadpool puts down the guns - and goes Zen! So how can he possibly save his friends from an attack by the also-inverted X-Men?! In the aftermath, Deadpool takes a relaxing vacation to the Middle East, clashes with Omega Red, journeys into the Tomb of Scariness with Shiklah and battles the revenge-crazed ULTIMATUM organization! Oh, and he dies at the end. Is that a spoiler? Plus: a slew of bonus stories, including one final flashback feast in vwhich Deadpool gets his hands on?the Infinity Gauntlet?! Collecting Deadpool (2012) #35-44 and #250.
Sun Tzu's Art of War has been called the definitive work on military strategy and tactics. It has influenced leaders in both warfare and business for hundreds of years. Which means it's totally in the public domain, and ripe for being ripped off by Deadpool! And what's Deadpool's plan to ensure that his version outsells the original? Make sure the world is at war when it comes out! But Deadpool soon finds it's easier starting a war than it is keeping the war under his control! Now, Loki has imprisoned 'Pool and is about to conquer Earth! Fortunately, Deadpool knows the art of war, right? (He does, that's sort of the point. He's teaching you about war in this series.) Will Deadpool's war destroy Earth - or make him a best-selling author? Collecting Deadpool's Art of War #1-4.
The Despicable Deadpool team reunites to give the world the giant monster attack story that movies and TV are too squeamish to show you. This is a tale of woe about a monster with physical needs. It needs a restroom. It needs food, too. And, most unfortunately, it needssexual satisfaction. The only thing standing in its way are the men and women of science. We're proudly flying our M rating for violence, mild gore, sexual situations, nudity, dudity, turds, comedy, drama, and, um, some very tasteful swearing.
The writer and artist behind the bestest Deadpool comics in existence reunite to tell the hella screwed-up story of a giant monsterwith very physical needs. San Francisco is under threat from King Dong, if you will. Our entire world is threatened by this monster and its gross needs. Frank Gray foretold this monster's coming, and now it's up to him to bring matters to a climaxwith the help of a mothballed mecha from the Disco Era. It's a giant monster attack like you've never seen before, or ever will again.
MINISERIES FINALE I thought I was done hiding my comics under my bed, looks like I was wrong. -ZEB WELLS The writer and artist that literally created Deadpool reunite to tell the hella screwed up story of a giant monster... with very physical needs. Frank's hands are firmly on the problem while he pilots the mech into its greatest battle against the horny Kokjü monster. With his family watching the fight, things get unexpectedly physical. The best way to safely describe our wrap is that it goes from the naked sauna fight from EASTERN PROMISES into kind of like...HANDS ON A HARD BODY.
First came the 4/20 special, then came Scotch McTiernan's Halloween party, and now the former Deadpool chums form Voltron again to bring you Scotch's holiday bash. Emphasis on bash. The most powerful Scrooges in the human race are visited by the Ghost Of Christmas Future when they try to colonize Mars. All the fun, insanity, and thought-provoking violence of the first two comics are perfected in this third holiday installment. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll buy one to read and one to slab for your descendants.
Marvel Comics artist Scott Koblish has been illustrating his own demise for many years in morbidly funny, 4-panel black-and-white comics. He's the one person struck by a comet, suddenly overrun by a pack of baboons, resting under the precarious rock tipped by a single bird, or the target of his daughter's (of course homicidal) teddy bear come to life. Though it's always Scott on the receiving end, the comics perfectly capture that irrational feeling we all have that everything can go very wrong in one irrevocable instant. Slapstick, surreal, and eerily plausible, with extended scenarios and pops of color throughout, this collection of cosmic reckonings shows that, if the end is nigh, at least you'll die laughing.
The love these former Deadpool creators have for MAD Magazine, action movies, and weed comes through in the funniest comic you'll read this year. The action spans from America's failed war on drugs, to a monster ball and a dystopian future of late stage capitalism, all the way to the story of the unlikeliest Ghost Of Christmas Future. The complete adventures of stoner soldier Scotch McTiernan are collected here in their entirety for the first time, and it's everything you could want from an action comedy. Collects THE SECRET HISTORY OF THE WAR ON WEED ONE-SHOT, HALLOWEEN PARTY ONE-SHOT, and SCOTCH McTIERNAN'S HOLIDAY PARTY ONE-SHOT
BRIAN POSEHN, GERRY DUGGAN & SCOTT KOBLISH reform Voltron (metaphorically only) from their days on Deadpool (also not appearing) to tell a true story and lost chapter from our nation's sad and failed war on drugs. The year is 1985. The First Lady decides to crush Northern California cannabis farmers and deploys the biggest tool in the armed forces: Scotch McTiernan (collectible first of many hilarious appearances). "If it weeds... we can kill it." Scotch puts his boots on the ground in Humboldt and does what he does best-but what happens when he gets high for the first time? This one-shot has it all: laughs, tears, heart, action-plus, an activity page! A portion of the proceeds from this comic will be donated to organizations dedicated to helping casualties of America's immoral drug war.
