Sonic Speed Energy Drink

by Miles Perzewski

That’s right, now you can reach speeds up to that of the blue blur himself. But you ask, how could any average human being perform such a feat? Well your question is answered in one tasty treat! Go and nab a new Sonic Speed Energy Drink which will make you zip around loop de loops with your own two feet! Make it worth your while and get seven cases just because you can. If anything can grant your dreams of speed, it’s Sonic the Hedgehog’s tantalizing rush of energy beverage!

Disclaimer: This drink may not give you super sonic speed or be tasty, but it is in your best interests to purchase this product.  Even if it’s just because Sonic the Hedgehog is slapped on the side of the aluminum can.

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