Beauology 101: Cast Away!
by Beau Smith
It’s been going on for as long as there have been movies and television. Sometimes it goes on when you and your friends are hanging out. Other times, when you’re online on a message board, emailing, texting or in some sort of chat room. It even happens when you’re alone. The topic I’m hinting at is casting. Truth be told, we’ve all got a little casting director in us. We all think we’re right and sometimes we are.
For comic book readers, casting has always been something that is talked about at great length. Even back in the day when chances of making a film or TV based on a comic book character was as rare as Lex Luthor with a full head of hair, we still daydreamed hours away in school thinking about who would be the best actor to play Captain America or The Black Canary.
The problem with casting is that comic book readers today limit their creative casting to current actors, or should I say “This Moment/Flavor Of The Month.” I might also add that Hollywood casting directors do the same thing. Very rarely will you find out of the box casting. That’s what happens when you have the studio suits and non-creative publishers sticking their hands into the casting pie. I’ve tried to expand my casting horizons a little. I’ve started to include actors past and present to my list. Let’s face it, dead or alive, they have as much of a chance as any. Even with my own properties, I don’t have any say so with who plays my own characters when they hit the big or little screen.
The usual process is to take whatever actor or actress is popular for that second and slap the spandex on them. Sometimes they’re dead on with their choices like Christian Bale as Batman and other times dead wrong like with Halle Berry as Catwoman. I remember when they first cast Michael Keaton as Batman how I was in a fanboy uproar about him wearing the cowl. Even though I thought the movie was pretty terrible, Michael Keaton showed me that he was an excellent choice to be Batman. I never knew he had the intimidating acting chops to be a truly scary and tough Batman. He also surprised me with his great take on Bruce Wayne. In fact, I can’t really complain about any of the actors who played Batman/Bruce Wayne. Unlike Bale, the rest of the actors didn’t have the right directors to make their version of a Batman movie worth seeing.
I’m at the point now where I don’t think there is any way to really cast AND direct a proper Superman movie. I understand that I am in a minority because I have never enjoyed any of the Superman movies from the 1970’s on. Even when the Christopher Reeve films were brand new and we were all starved for any superhero to be on screen, I knew it just wasn’t right. Many others let their minds remain in the youthful state that they were in when they first saw the films. They let that cloud the fact (in my opinion) that they were really bad films with terrible casting, special effects and dialogue. The latest toe dipping into the Superman pool was even worse. I don’t think it was because the films weren’t “dark” enough, I just think too many cooks were in the kitchen and none of them remembered to add the right ingredients into the mix, let alone read the recipe. Of all the superhero movies to make, Superman should be the easiest and most clear cut. Trust me when I say that after all the money that The Dark Knight made we’re going to see a lot of superheroes get darker, both on the screen and in comics. (If that’s possible.)
Comic book movies based on non-iconic characters or new ones like Wanted and Men In Black have a much easier street to walk on. The casting is pretty wide open and unless you really swerve off course of the creation’s basics, most of the time you’re still going to be okay. As a comic book creator in this situation you must always keep in mind that once you accept that option money, the studios can pretty much do as they please with your story and character. You take the money, they do what they want, you pray that the director, screenwriter and studio understand your story and character, but don’t count on it. Ulcers are no fun and stress wrinkles don’t look all that good.
I think that in recent years Iron Man and The X-Men were as close to near perfect casting as you could get. I would put the latest version of The Hulk in there as well, but the CGI Hulk still looks like a video game every time he shows up on screen. Edward Norton and Liv Tyler were wonderful in their roles and I sure hope to see them revisit them.
I thought that I’d take a little time in this column to expose you to some of my choices in casting for comic book characters. I’m going to keep it pretty mainstream so that you’ll recognize most of the names and characters. As I mentioned before, this is always a lot of fun and even more so to be able to share them with you. With some, I’ve even come up with multiple choices. I guess that’s a good thing. With some of these choices I’ll list present day actors and, if warranted, actors from the past when they were in their physical prime. If you don’t recognize some of the names I’ve suggested, then check out www.imdb.com and look them up.
Let’s take a crack at them:
Captain America—Present: Daniel Craig, Paul Walker, Mark Valley, Joel Gretsch, Brian Van Holt.
Captain America—Past: Robert Redford (if he could’ve left his own lefty politics out of the role.), Jeremy Slate, Steve McQueen.
Batman: The Dark Knight (Frank Miller’s version)—Past: Clint Eastwood
Iron Man—Present: Robert Downey, Jr. OWNS the role.
IronMan—Past: Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck.
Wolverine—Present: Hugh Jackman.
Wolverine—Past: Robert Conrad, Robert De Niro, Richard Jaeckel.
The Black Widow-Present: Rhona Mitra
The Black Widow—Past: Natalie Wood.
The Sub-Mariner—Present: Daniel Dae Kim, David Boreanaz.
The Sub-Mariner—The Past: Jack Palance.
Captain Britain—Present: Gary Daniels.
Hawkeye—Present: Ben Foster
Hawkeye—Past: Steve McQueen.
Daredevil—Past: Burt Lancaster
Wildcat—Present: Matt McColm, Tony Danza.
Wildcat—Past: Charles Bronson
The Hulk—Past Arnold Schwartzenegger
The Falcon—Present: Michael Jai White
The Falcon—Past: Carl Weathers.
Lois Lane—Present: Liv Tyler, Erica Durance (She does a great job on Smallville)
Lois Lane—Past: Julie Adams
Green Lantern—Present: Nathan Fillion
Green Lantern—Past: Gregory Peck.
Ambush Bug—Present: Jim Carrey.
Ambush Bug—Past: Jerry Lewis.
Guy Gardner—Present: Denis Leary
Superman—Present: Tom Welling (Hey, he’s the best one I’ve seen since George Reeves.)
As I said, these are just a few of the casting choices that I came up with. I’m more interested in hearing who YOU can come up with. If you have some suggestions and the time, just post them up here in the comment section of the Westfield site. We’d love to hear what you came up with on any comic book heroes of your choice. It’ll be fun. Who knows, maybe we’ll make some Hollywood casting director’s job a whole lot easier.
Your amigo,
Beau Smith



















March 5th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Christopher Reeve, no “S”. As opposed to George Reeves, with an “S”.
And Liv Tyler, not Live.
…anyway. Bruce Campbell would be the perfect Guy Gardner IMO.
March 5th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Thad, thanks for pointing those out. I should have caught those. Bad editor!
Roger
March 5th, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Yes, Baaaaad editor. No blame for the swell writer……even though they were MY typos.
But enough about typos…..let’s hear who you guys would cast!!!
Beau
March 6th, 2010 at 10:27 am
Batman: John Hamm. First person to ever look like Bruce Wayne.
March 6th, 2010 at 10:37 am
Brendan,
Really good point. He does have that classic Bruce Wayne look!
Beau Smith
The Flying Fist Ranch
March 6th, 2010 at 10:43 am
Since Green Lantern is big these days:
I used to think Dylan McDermott would be a good GL.
Carol Ferris= Angie Harmon
Sinestro = Gary Oldman
The Guardians of the Universe: Matt Frewer, Peter MacNicol and John Lithgow
March 6th, 2010 at 11:48 am
I think these are great choices…especially on black widow.
March 6th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
For my money , Jon Hamm would make a great Captain Action!
Joe Ahearn
March 6th, 2010 at 12:39 pm
I’d love to see Michael Jai White as The Black Panther. I like your pick of him as The Falcon too, but his range of fighting skills would work perfectly as T’Challa.
March 6th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Chris Noth would have made a great Superman back when he was first on Law and Order. He’d still be good for the role if a Kingdom Come movie ever got put together.
March 6th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
I think I need to find a good Julie Adams movie.
I think I’m in love! ( I only wish I was alive in 1954).
March 6th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
I need to find some Julie Adams movies. Wow! I think I’m in love. (Now, if I was only alive in 1954..)
March 6th, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Ed:
Just check out CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON Julie is the star of it and she looks GREAT in it. 1954….the yer I was born….I am sooooooo old.
Beau Smith
The Flying Fist Ranch
March 6th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Ms. Adams would have made a greta Catwoman as well.
Oh, and The Dead End Kids would have made a great cast for The Newsboy Legion.
March 6th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
I’m stuck on the idea of Sawyer from lost playing Guy. That would be awesome. Bradley Cooper might make a good Guy as well. Then you could cast Zack G. From the Hangover as G’nort.
March 6th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Excellent choice on most of those, but I do think Christopher Reeve was the best of the Supermen. I admit that each of his Superman movies had goofy scenes or bad villains, but he sold me with the scene in the first film where he’s Clark, and Lois steps out of the room, and you see him physically become Superman – and then go back to Clark when she returns. It was the first time I ever believed that you could know both Clark and Superman and not realize they were the same person. He was a great actor and very personable. But his movies needed some severe editing and de-camping.
March 7th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
I like the Captain America choices. But it sounds like you’re casting the “Ultimate Captain America” rather than the standard Marvel Captain America, based on the “politics” comments. Good old standard (Earth-616) Cap has never been a right-winger, and in fact has taken the opposite position more than once in big storylines.
Word is the “Hurt Locker” actor will be playing Hawkeye, btw, and he has the right look.
I’ve never felt that Christian Bale had anything like the gravitas to play Batman. The fact that he came across as roughly the fifth most interesting character in DARK KNIGHT supports that view, I think.
April 27th, 2010 at 4:13 am
As a baby-boomer I thought George(no relation to Steve)Reeves was Superman.But I thought Clint Walker would have been a great man of steel.There’s just no way a pair of glasses could have disguised those shoulders.While we’re using actors of the past here Robert Taylor would have been a good choice for a 40s Batman.
April 27th, 2010 at 4:16 am
Clint Walker as SUPERMAN.
June 23rd, 2010 at 6:11 am
I have always been of the mind that your comic book themed movie is only as good as the villain that is presented in it. If you have a cheesy bad guy, then the movie suffers. ( Ironically, this formula applies to Bond movies as well ). So casting villains is equally important for comic flicks. The Dark Knight is a good example of how good it can get and Batman and Robin is an example of how far off the trail it can go. I agree with the choice on Welling, they should quit jacking around and just freaking put him in a real Supes movie and be done with it. Rhona Mitra could pretty much do any comic book role and I’d be down with it. Personally, I vote Wonder Woman. I thought Norton was excellent as Banner and hope he revisits the role as well.